[Evan Waite - Comedy WriterEvan Waite | Comedy Writer Evan Waite is a Contributor at The Onion, where he writes headlines and contributes jokes every day for their various features. He is also a member of ‘The Usual Gang Of Idiots’ at Mad Magazine, where he contributes comedy pieces. In addition, he contributes to Someecards and previously wrote for their comedy news website, The Gist.]